Makoti Technologies™

it is hard to buy a gift for a bride…

 

But here at Makoti Technologies™ we pride ourselves in providing a variety of guns, tools and technologies that enhance women’s desires, keep them safe, gives them superpowers while enhancing their attitudes. Our products are recommended by your very opinionated loved ones!

WARNING! Our products are not suitable for people who have a high tolerance to caucasity, misogyny, misogynoir, homophobia, xenophobia, transphobia, tribalism, white supremacy, capitalism and classism, OR people who have a low tolerance to difficult women.

Our products have a tendency to cause irritation to people who like their women nice. If irritation occurs, plz cuntinue. This gun is more suitable for those people who don’t have a sensitivity to an over load of femininity. Some of the gunz here might require some of yall to actually consider giving back the land. 

 

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The Sugar Daddies Gun Range (2021)

helps you fuck him and steal his job

turns [insert] into your sugar daddy

helps you bleed on yo daddy’s lap

shuts the good men up

helps you to bleed coin

causes magadi bag to slide to you

shuts up the good men

causes Beyoncé to consider getting a fade

let’s you know if she is getting a fade or nah

prevents you from being entered in the mouth

helps you capitalize from yo man’s infidelity

helps you bleed on his car seat

bleeds on his car seat

helps you worry about your sons’ boondoggle escapades

curse his lazy tongue

curse his mansplaining tongue

helps to enter him in the mouth

to make your work husband get it

in the case of a patriarchal meltdown at work

in the case of a patriarchal meltdown at shoprite

in the case of a patriarchal meltdown at the bottle store

in the case of a patriarchal meltdown in bed

in the case of a patriarchal meltdown in class

 

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The Msoon Wurcko Gun Range (2020)

Msoon Wurcko

Power Grip

Beauty “Princess”

Impossible 2

Impossible

Gay Mens

Nail

Poes Job

Pink Revolter

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In the case of our products failing to fulfil their given functions or the gunz harming the user, we cannot be held liable therefore we have asked God to apologize and beg you for forgiveness one day. Happy Kill Joying makoti!

 

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